Time is now running
Guests nearly here!
“Hurry up Jeeves
Prepare the wine and the beer!”

Standing before me
I check his bow tie
“You’ve a smudge on yer boots!”
I scold with a sigh

He gets down and wipes em
“They’d better be clean.
Polish those boots
No smudge will be seen!”

He quickly removes it
And says he is sorry
Then comes a knock
“The door Jeeves, now hurry!”

A slap on his bum
And off he now goes
Speeds down the hall
Quick on his toes!

He opens my door
Gives a curt bow
In wanders Jayne
She looks really WOW!

She hands him her coat
“Take this my dear boy
I see he’s trained well
Is he your new toy?”

I laugh and we kiss
“Would you like wine?
Fetch us our drinks
And don’t forget mine!”

We watch his bum wiggle
And lick our lips
Those hunky legs
And strong, swaying hips!


We sit at the table
And watch him work
We can’t help but giggle
Or hide our smirk!

Those lovely round buttocks
At our beck and call
What fun we’ll have tonight
It’s going to be a ball! 

Jennie x


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Here is an example to wet your appetite...

From Ladyship Club member.. Lady Caroline

"There is something exciting about dressing up in your best rags, lippy on, and going to a bar with your girlfriends to see a hunky man strut his stuff! The thrill and anticipation when you first see the advertisment in the local press or stuck on the wall at your favourite haunt announcing the 'Sexiest Ladies Night in Town'! The only men being gorgeous stallions complete with thongs and uniforms to excite and whip you in to a frenzy of raucous laughter and lust!

We girls can have just as much fun if not more than any of our male counterparts attending a Gentleman's Evening.. in fact.. we know how to party better than any man... just ask any woman who has been to a strip show! I first joined the Ladyship Club after going to a strip show with my friends for a hen party. It was at a local pub and the stripper was dressed as Action Man.

Jeeves was there to greet us at the door in his thong which set the night off from the first moment we arrived.... 'this will be good' I said to my friends as I walked past Jeeves, patting his bum as I went. He came round later and sat on my best friends lap while we watched the hunky guy on stage. I don't know whether it was the sight of Jeeves, almost naked, drapped over Kelly's legs or the lovely, handsome, Action Man stripping and gyrating on the stage, but it was such a horny night and made us all want to get back to our respective husbands as soon as possible to show them a good time! Wink Wink!

When you hear the music start up and see the smoke fill the stage area you immediately get those goose pumps on the back of your neck and wait to see the guy appear from the curtains. Everyone is cheering and calling out for him to hurry up and 'get his kit off' and the atmosphere is something I really enjoy. It's not long before baby oil is being thrown all over his chest and legs and before you know it his arse is shaking around the room for all of us to see.... and feel! You don't want him to come to you, but then maybe that's a lie.. because secretly you want a feel of those solid muscles. You want to run your hands over his chest and rub the oil over him.

For those who didn't go with you you tell them you just stood at the back and watched. But for those that did go with you and saw everything.. well.. they know the truth! We had so much fun that night. We all cried with laughter and enjoyed every moment. From meeting Jeeves at the start to watching Action Man do his thing to getting our hands on him and then to having Jeeves sit on our laps... what a night! Having been to many shows now, including the one when Jeeves was there, I can't explain just how fun male strip shows are. The men are lovely and there to entertain you... and that they do! By the end of the night I was gagging to get home to my fella... and now he wants me to go to another one! I wonder why?!!!!!! (Wink!)"

Lady Caroline

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